An attempt at something good.

I really don't have to do this, but I like it when other people waist their lives reading things i write. This is based on the same style as "Girl" by Jamaica Kincaid.

Sing in the car; sing the your shower; don't sing in the locker room; this is how to use a bluetooth; this is how to use a bluetooth without looking like a psycho; you can swim with the fishes; you can fly with the birds; you just can't do it in the same day; it's better to be weird than it is to be normal; don't treat everyday like it's your last; treat everyday like it's your first; the truth may hurt, but not as much as a lie; this is how to write a paragraph; this is how to write an essay; I expect it on my desk next Tuesday; grind your meat, not your teeth; if you want to make friends, say hi in person, not online; words may not break people's bones, but they can crush a person's spirit; if something wasn't meant to be, then make it meant to be; they say television rots your mind; I didn't know watching the news would make me an idiot; never question yourself; always question everyone else; love yourself; love friends; love strangers; love enemies; hate me; this is how to spell; this is how to read; this is the dictionary; have fun